Following are some facts I've gathered about the extremely low IQ blogger who uses the alias "Myst3re". Facts marked with an asterisk are unverified but probably accurate. All other facts have been verified 100 percent accurate (with any caveats noted).
Some Myst3re facts
Real Name: Edw@rd Tsut0mu End0.
Date of Birth: 2/20/1963 (61 years old).
Address: 53O1 DelOng Street, Cypr3ss CA.
Home Phone No: 714-828-3285. Could be an old number and not Mystere's current phone number. You can call it if you want and see if Myst3re answers.
*Martial Status: In a same-sex relationship with the WWE wrestler Rikishi although Myst3re likely claims to be heterosexual and single.
*Work Status: Unemployed House Husband. Although he doesn't like to admit this, explaining why he created a fictional company called "En Associates" he is supposedly the "president" of.
*Sexual Orientation: (closeted, self-hating) g@y man.
Religion: Evilangelical Christofascist.
Mental Health Status: insane in the membrane.
Political Affiliation: trumper republiturd.
*Special Skills: Orally pleasuring the male sex organ, farting.
Known Blogger sockpuppets: Donkey's Revenge, Helmut Von Streudelstein, mystere's moonbat slayer club, Porky Da Badd Ass, Q-Taro, Rattrapper, and possibly others.
Fake Accounts used to impersonate other people: Fake Dervish Sanders, Fake Les Carpenter, Fake Joe Biden, Fake Adolf Hitler.
Published: Sunday, September 1, 2019 10:47 AM. wym000.
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